Middle Daughter (pictured) came up with a brilliant word.
Whiscoteling (v): The real annoying way a condiment bottle alternates between splurting out wet farts and dumping way too much ketchup right next to where you wanted it.
Suggested usage: "Mom, can you please help me with the ketchup bottle? I can't get it to stop whiscoteling!"
In some (cough) households, this is a ridiculously common problem. So what say we make this verb catch on?