(Content warning: This is a work of fiction that contains mature themes and explicit language.)

He should have known better than to whistle. He’d probably jinxed it. In the news business, things rarely go as well as one hopes. Maybe there’s a curse on it — the business, I mean. Maybe newsrooms aren’t supposed to be filled with happy sunny people who f***ing whistle on their way to work. That never sell papers.

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