Too drunk to walk

Too drunk to walk

Great news:

Drunk women who stagger about in high heels are to be protected – at public expense – from twisting their ankles.

They will be handed flip-flops to wear by police outside nightclubs as they wend their way home.

[...] the potential recipients seemed quite pleased yesterday at the prospect of a free pair of flops.

Danielle Bolton, 19, who was out in Torquay, said: ‘My heels hurt me at the end of the night so I tend to take them off.

‘It’s a hell of a lot easier to walk with flip-flops than high heels.’

Leanne Thomas, 21, added: ‘I go out clubbing at the harbourside most weekends and I usually walk home barefooted because my heels hurt. I think it’s a great idea.’

Ah, liberation.

[h/t Mark Steyn]

[cross-posted to PWPL]

10 Comments

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    I also read your article called "get a life gamers".. and What a crock of shit it was, getting drunk and writing something up the night before your deadline doesn't constitute NEWS, or even an OPINION PIECE.

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  • Great, read about this on the BBC news website the other day. £30,000 it's going to cost. So basically the tax payer has to pay for drunk sluts because they either can't handle their drink or can't dress properly.

  • good luck walking home in flip flops in the wintertime.

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